Journal of Fear and Hope

I Still Cling to Hope
September 10, 2021

I say in this essay that my hope has been extinguished, but that's not true. It keeps coming back, wet and bedraggled. "Excuse me," it says, offering up a dripping cloth sack. "I think you accidentally dropped this with me in it."

Promise of a Decent Job
September 7, 2021

Welcome back to the working week. I know it don't thrill you, hope it don't kill you.

In a round-about way, Stephen King taught me to never make fun of a person's job. I can't remember where he said it, it may have been in one of his story notes, but he pointed out that he would almost always reveal his characters' jobs. Because just about all of us have one, and for some it's more than a means to a paycheck. It's their life, their family, their home. I think about that a lot. A janitor's job means the same to him as an oncologist's job does to her. So I don't judge anyone by their career, up or down. Whether it requires a decade of school or two videos in the training room to learn, I admire anyone willing to do a hard job, stick to it, and find pride in their purpose.

Hats off to you. When you get home today, take yourself out a nice cold refreshment of your choice. Kick back as long as you can, do what you like, and hope you're not in a Stephen King story. He admires you, too, but he's not afraid to feed you through a laundry press.

All the Lives You Leave Your Mark Upon
August 30, 2021

Michael Roach was the first friend I ever had who died. Well, he was the first whose death I ever learned of. If Randy or Kevin or Michael King have also died, I don’t want to know. I haven’t seen them in a whole lifetime, but I would be hurt to learn of their passing.

Michael Roach’s death hit hard. I learned of it at work on Facebook, and I broke into tears as I watched the memories and mentions roll in. His girlfriend was just about to give birth to their son, and he was his usual jubilant self in his last postings. He’d cut his hair and gotten a job but still did stand up, still maintained connections to the community of silly people he helped create. Then he was gone. The simple thing that sent him to the hospital turned not-so-simple and took him away from everyone. Like Rollins said, someone I know was now someone I knew.

A little while after his death, Ben Atkins reposted the podcast episode he’d recorded with Michael Roach. I listened on a long drive and learned a lot I had never known about my friend. He was in the military. The same hippy, roll-doobies-instead-of-tanks, antiestablishment guy I hung out every week had been a soldier. That was weird and unexpected. Near the end of the conversation, Michael told Ben he was mad at me for leaving Asheville to live with my girlfriend. “Mad at him” was guy code for “going to miss him.” Tears burst from my eyes like a cartoon baby.

I’m ashamed to say that after I moved, I didn’t really keep in touch with him. The occasional Facebook jape, but that was it. There was only an hour between our towns, but I rarely made it up there. Now he’s gone.

I feel I haven’t been a very good friend these last few years. I put a lot of value in the old friendships, but what about the current ones? I’ve been absent, silent. I let those connections weaken and fray. Part of the reason is being a dad. But another, perhaps larger part, has been the feeling of hopelessness that has settled over me. It’s like a cloud that rains on no one else. I want to hide. I want to go into a dark room and do nothing. Risk nothing, ask for nothing. Be nothing.

I’m writing. But not as much as I should. It’s one of the few things pulling me through, but every time I’m told there are more important things to do, the slow drip of life from me quickens a little more.

There’s a song I fell in love with this year. (It’s nice to know I can still do that.) “Good Morning Captain” by Slint. Put that song on, if you would, and don’t do anything but listen to it. It won’t make much sense to you on the first listen. It might not ever make sense to you. But the first listen is the most important. It’s a long one, but wait it out. Seriously. That final line, repeated over and over. That’s me right now. Singing to you, to myself, to what I used to be. To Michael Roach and what could have been.

I miss you.

Finding Her Way
August 20, 2021

My daughter started kindergarten this week. At first she loved it, because it was different. Now she’s starting to hate it… because it’s different. No more days at home with mom, toys, tablet. Dad, DVDs, books. Sleep, wake, repeat. We prepared her for this new life, as best we could. She learned from Daniel Tiger what school was, or at least pieced together her own imagining of it. The neighborhood playground is also the playground of the school, and she would often stare into the classroom windows at the books and tables and toys and ask which would be hers. But now that it’s here, she’s coming to realize what she’s gaining might not be a one-to-one replacement for what she’s losing. Oh, little one. You’re way too young.

There’s a Rush song, one of their not-so-famous ones, called “The Fountain of Lamneth.” And in that song is a lyric that suddenly got a whole lot heavier.

Remembering when first I held
The wheel in my own hands
I took the helm so eagerly
And sailed for distant lands
But now the sea’s too heavy
And I just don’t understand
Why must my crew desert me
When I need a guiding hand

I know she’ll make many friends and have fun and create art and sing and dance and learn and grow. I know this. But she’s scared. What’s happening to her happens to us all. She’s on her own, thrust into a strange world, and the map she was given was sketched by someone who had only heard of that world through whispers and rumours, and she’s scared. I wish I could have done better. I wish I could help her understand that here is where she begins to make herself, to form thoughts on the world and the people that tumble through it. Now is scary and now is new, but there will be more new and scary times, and this one is one of the easier ones. This is where you find who you are. You’ll find that out again and again, and each time you’ll be a little different. It’s never simple. It sometimes hurts. I wish there was a better way, for her and for myself. It doesn’t get any easier does it? Changing and turning new. It’s always scary. I’m scared, too.

Experience Slips Away
August 13, 2021

I once held a jug of Wild Turkey bourbon in my closet for a friend, for a week. Might have been two weeks. Fearing his mom would sweep his possessions and find it, he asked me to hold it because I would A) not rat him out, and B) not drink it. That second reason was probably just as important as the first.

I have never drunk more than a mouthful of alcohol in my entire life. If I was ever at a party and a dutchie came at me from the right-hand side, I let it pass on by. I was a teetotaler, a straight edger, long before I even knew what those terms meant.

But I was still able to hang with my homies. When you’re the only sober person in the room, you are also the funniest person in the room. I remember making some dumb joke and causing my friend Craig to shoot the vodka he was drinking out of his nose. I used to put that on my comedy resume, right under “Opened for Rory Scovel.” Of course, I was lucky to have moderate drinker friends, or at least they were when I was around. Hey, wait a minute. Was I the pooper of their parties? Were they nursing their drinks, hoping with every cautious sip that stick-in-the-mud Michael would hurry up and leave so they could really tie one on?

I was the best kind of friend I knew to be back then. We all were. We were each other’s escape hatch. As the years went by, we drifted apart. That can happen to even the tightest of friendships. Time and distance separate you, collision with other lives knocks you out of orbit. Even as our lives began to shift, I tried to stay connected. When I was home from college, I would go to Brian’s house, and Joe would drop by, and we’d game all night and talk movies and Stephen King books. That happened less and less as life came between us.

I sometimes wonder, if we were to get together again, would we still be friends? Sure we could play games, and sure nostalgia would flow wide and deep, but eventually the pass would ebb, and the present day would roll in. Elections and politics and current events would float to the surface. Would we each suddenly find ourselves in a room with people we didn't want to be in a room with?

It doesn’t matter. There’s a party in my mind, all my old friends are there, and I’m the funniest in the room. I hope that party never stops.

Facing Down the Future Coming Fast
August 11, 2021

I missed three weeks of posting this year, twice due to depression, once due to just not enough time. There's never enough time, is there? It's always running through hourglasses and fingers, marching on, flying. One of my favorite Henry Rollins quotes is, "You can't catch up." If you miss a day of work or a night of sleep, you say to yourself, "I'll do more and catch up." But that day is gone. That night is past. You can sleep or do more this day than you normally do, but that time you lost or wasted will absolutely not come back.

This brief essay is a make-up of one of those lost days. Or is it a replacement? That doesn't feel right either. It's one more than I would normally do this week. It won't catch me up, but it will help me feel a little less like a loser.

But, of course, there's always depression. No matter how fast you run, it will always catch up with you.

Bringer of Wisdom
August 6, 2021

I was looking through a book of literary terms when my five-year old daughter asked what I was reading about. I said, “Metaphors,” and she said, “What’s a metaphor?” I told her it was a way of comparing things. She told me the picture she drew of her stuffed bunny rabbit was a comparison to the actual stuffie. (It’s an amazing drawing, by the way. She matched the shape of his ears and the curve of his legs, got the right colors, drew the glasses and the orange carrot on his yellow shirt. It’s a masterpiece.)

But the thing I’m really here to talk about is what came next. She said the greatest and most frightening thing a five-year old can say to a parent, “I have an idea.”

Her brilliant plan was to draw more illustrations of words in the book. Wow. I was not expecting that. Kid blows me away sometimes. I quickly threw out the first literary term I knew we both knew, which was “rhyme.” She was ready for that one and knew immediately she wanted to rhyme “fox” with “box.” Her favorite. She drew a red fox on one sheet of paper and a box on the other. She made sure to draw something in that rectangle so you could tell it was a box. We taped the two pages together, and her illustration for the concept of rhyme was done.

Okay, kiddo, time for bed.

Nope. ‘Nother idea. Let’s find another word in the book to draw.

What was I supposed to do? My child wanted to draw literary terms. Right up until that moment, there was a hole in my soul in the exact shape of that moment. So I flipped to a random page and pointed at the first entry I saw.

That happened to be “catalectic.”

What the crap is that? It’s the act of leaving off an expected syllable from a line of poetry. Good luck explaining it to a five-year old.

But she gave it her best. She worked hard to come up with a visual idea to portray such a sonic and esoteric concept. Maybe she could draw a drum and a piano and a maraca and then take the maraca away. Holy crow, am I proud of that kid. Rather than wave it away as grown up nonsense, which she would have been perfectly in her right to do, she dug deep to apply her own knowledge to this entirely new idea. I was impressed. My kid is smart, curious, artistic, and unafraid of a challenge. I’m a proud dad.

As for why I was looking up “metaphor,” I just so happened to have written a new poem utilizing an extended metaphor. There’s a bird and some seeds and a song or two, and it rhymes. I’ll talk more about that later. But for now, I want to revel in the fact that my daughter just might be the only five-year old in the world who is even vaguely aware of what a catalectic line of poetry is. That feels good.

Break Into Bits
July 19, 2021

In the tradition of TANSTAAFL (There Ain’t No Such Thing as a Free Lunch) and GIGO (Grape In Grape Out), allow me to introduce DWYCWYC. That stands for Do What You Can When You Can. It’s an adage I apply to just about anything I do. Chores, work, writing, sudoku. You can’t always complete the whole of a project in a single sitting. So you do what you can. Come back to it later. Finish over time.

When it comes to writing, I got some serious backup. None other than Joe R. Lansdale says the same thing. If you approach a novel with that whole thing in mind, it’s gonna loom, it’s gonna pressurize, and it could ultimately beat you. But if you come at it thinking, I got an hour, or thirty minutes, or whatever, so let me put down what I can, then a huge project becomes a series of small tasks that don’t weigh so much, and you can chip away at it til it’s done.

Did I get that from him, or did I come to that conclusion on my own? Maybe.

I’ve seen people think the only way to do anything is to finish it all in one marathon go, but then they find they don't have the time it will take. So they do nothing. They are overcome with paralysis because they cannot move forward with any part of a project if they can’t do it all at once. And the project just sits there, not getting done.

The lesson is, you can carry a mountain, if you lift it one pebble at a time.

Last week, I picked up a rock. That’s all I’ll say for now. But it felt good to pick up that pebble, to turn it over in my hand and feel its gravity, what little it had. There’s a mountain to shift, but I can do it. One tiny, insignificant miracle at a time.

The Darkness That Imagination Spins
July 9, 2021

You know how video games sometimes force you to explore a dungeon lit by a light source (torch, lantern, candle, peasant dipped in oil, etc.) that has limited range, and everything beyond the reach of that light source is 100% invisible? That causes you to not notice a dragon till you practically stumble into its maw. Seems unrealistic doesn’t it?

Well, let me tell you.

Long time ago, when I was a teenager and had the same amount of hair as I do now, only darker, I went walking at night with my friends Joe and Craig. We were having a weekend at Joe’s house, which was way out in the sticks. We had played our fill of Nintendo games and Risk, so we wandered out into the inky darkness. Like fearless/stupid kids do. We carried a flashlight and walked along the road, pointing our beam of safety into the utter and complete blackness.

Outside of that narrow strand of light, we could see nothing. It was eerie. We were pretty sure there was a world around us, but without visual proof, our faith in its existence weakened with each step.

I don’t know why I said what I said, but I spoke these words to my friends: “Wouldn’t it be funny if a person suddenly walked up on us?”

And then someone immediately did.

No kidding. I mean the very second those words slipped from my tongue, a dude stepped into our light and walked on past.

He didn’t slow, and we sure as hell didn’t either. The snake of fear uncoiled in the pit of my stomach, and my blood went cold. We didn’t turn around, because that meant we were expecting him to come after us, and since one fear had already manifested itself when expressed, we tried to keep our minds and hearts blank. Just move. Don’t think about being murdered in a ditch, don’t think about being murdered in a ditch.

We went back home to the safety of dice, the comfort of dragons.

But now I wonder. Is that guy out there, spooked now and then by the memory of three teenagers who came up on him out of nowhere, in the middle of the night as he hurried home? One of them said something as they approached. “Wouldn’t it be funny?” he said, and then they were past, swallowed by shadows. What did he tell himself not to think about as he put space between us? And what safety did he run to as the snake of fear danced the alphabet in his chest?

Waves Crash In
July 2, 2021

Writers can’t help but repeat themselves. Sometimes it’s unintentional, sometimes it’s most definitely on purpose. Stephen King writes about writers and children all the time and can’t help but pepper his dialog with long-out-of-use slang from a bygone era. Ronnie James Dio mentions the word “rainbow” at least once on every Dio album. You can’t tell me that was an accident.

Look hard enough, and you notice the patterns. Well, I noticed one on Rush albums. On every Rush album, even on the first before Neil Peart took over as main lyricist, there is at least one mention of water. It’s usually a body of water. “Here Again” compares a song to “a mountain river bleeding.” In “Natural Science,” tiny ocean creatures in a tide pool “soon forget about the sea.” On “Tom Sawyer,” Geddy shouts, “The river!” Sometimes the mention is harder to find. In “2112,” you hear the sound of running water, and in the liner notes you can read a prose interjection that reveals the narrator discovers a hidden cave behind a waterfall, though the word “water” doesn’t appear in the lyrics. But it counts. The one album you might have to squint to find a water reference is Hemispheres. The followers of Apollo cross “the Bridge of Death” to find Dionysus. Bridges usually span rivers, right? That's a little iffy, but the boy in “Circumstances” complains about the gloom of “rainy afternoons.” Definitely counts.

Does this mean anything? Not really. Neil liked water images and water metaphors. Don’t we all? Am I the first to notice this omnipresent theme? Maybe? I’ll take the credit if no one else will.

On the Run
June 25, 2021

Bukowski poems are, indeed, like potato chips. You can't consume just one.

The man was a poetry-writing shark. Couldn't stop, or he'd die. He wrote thousands of poems. His publishers couldn't keep up with him. He still had poems waiting to be published when he died. And a great deal of them are amazing. Throw enough at the wall, and a few are bound to stick.

Stephen King is the same way. A book or two a year for the entirety of my life. Some of 'em suck wind. Some of them are more prescious than gold.

Joe R. Lansdale, the Mountain Goats, Ray Bradbury. Just pounding out poem after story after song after novel. Always moving, always making, always becoming something new.

I've made something new each week all this year. Well, I did miss one week due to depression. But, good or bad, I'm hammering 'em out. You can't wait for inspiration anymore than a shark can hope a tuna will swim into its teeth. You gotta bite what comes near. Get some. Go again.

Learn to Persist
June 18, 2021

In the face of judgment, under the gaze of degredation.

Against the blowing storm of doubt.

In the deep and unlifting gloom.

Keep going.

Because there's nothing else you can do.

You Have to Be Wary
June 11, 2021

Last week I posted the last of the new song cycle. Those are good songs, if I do say so myself. No Elvis Costello or Mountain Goats, but I’m proud of ‘em. What’s more, it was nice to know for two and a half entire months what I was going to post. Now I’m scrambling again. But never fear. I’ll think of something.

Bookmarks. I love this project. It’s become just as important to me to pick good bookmarks as it is to choose good reading materials. I’m literally holding back on continuing with a book until I can find a worthy marker for it. Is that sad?

For a couple of weeks I carried that Plastic Man comic in my work bag, and my daughter loved looking through it. She loved the stretching power. She’ll still occasionally pretend the table we’re eating or playing on is actually Plastic Man and just sneezed. Is she not the best kid?

There’s a sequence in the book where Plas goes to sleep and dreams himself into a flashback. We watch him transform back into the gangster he once was, complete with moustache and facial scar. My daughter, being five, doesn’t understand the concept of a flashback, so she thinks he’s turning into a bad guy. That’s something that happens in a few of the cartoons she watches. The Paw Patrol pups fall under the sway of an ancient statue, turn mischievous, and stalk the others with red, glowing eyes. That’s how you know you’re a bad guy: red, glowy eyes. In the intro of a Mickey Mouse game on her tablet, Minnie is captured by the witch from Cinderella. Mickey has to save her in time. In time for what? Well, my daughter has somehow become convinced that if Mickey isn’t quick enough, Minnie will turn into a bad guy along with the witch. To my daughter, that’s the worst thing that can happen to you, becoming evil. I think she has a point.

I’ve Something More To Give
June 4, 2021

I wanted to write an advice song for my daughter. Sort of like that Sunscreen song I only half remembered. I hope she has good people in her life. If you’re a good person, which she most definitely is, I believe good people will find you. I hope she has good friends, as good as mine, better than me. She’s gonna have her heart broken by the same type of people and situations that broke mine. I can’t stop that, and I don’t look forward to watching it happen. But as long as she has at least one good friend who can make her laugh or pass along some music or a book that balms the pain, she’ll be alright.

She’ll be alright.

The Spirit Gets Forgotten About
May 28, 2021

Type any living artist’s name into Google. One of the top search suggestions is guaranteed to be that artist’s name followed by the words “net worth.” Many, if not most, people gage art by how much money it can harvest. But aren’t emotions worth more than money? Isn’t laughter or tears or heartbreak or elation or sorrow or calm more important than wealth? When I’m low, I don’t seek cash, I read. I listen to music. I watch a movie.

But weren’t those people paid? They exchanged their art for money, therefore art must have some amount of monetary value.

I’m not saying you’re wrong. Artists should get paid. It’s just that the only examples anyone has are the outliers, and those who aspire to make art are misled. We can’t all be Stephen King or Jerry Seinfeld. But a lot of artists consider themselves failures if they don’t acquire the same amount of money or an equal measure of fame. As a comedian I was paid in Coca-Cola and steamed milk. And so far, I’ve sold four total copies of my books. But I made lots of people laugh, and they went home a little happier. And I know one person who is now seeking out more poetry because they read some of mine. I mean, yeah, money would be nice. But that’s not why I write.

I put together car parts because I needed the money. I delivered pizza to pay for the car the job slowly destroyed. I sold cars by phone so I could pay the rent. I write for other reasons.

Well, isn’t one of those reasons to make a living?

It is. I won’t lie. I thought I had an idea here, thought I knew what I wanted to say, but I don’t. Yeah, I want Joe R. Lansdale’s job. I mean, I don’t want to take it away from him, I want one like his. Writing is a job, and it should come with a paycheck, and writers should take seriously their responsibility to do the best work they can. In exchange for money.

All right. You got me. Art has monetary worth. I think what I’m trying to say is that just because you’re not rolling in gold doesn’t mean you’re not a good writer.

Yes, I’m talking to you.

And to me.

Waiting for the World's Applause
May 21, 2021

High school does little to prepare you for life outside of high school. Yet at the end of your senior year, you’re expected to know exactly what you want to do with the rest of your life, plot that course, and walk into the woods alone. Your task is to build a career, enable the movement of wealth, support the system, procreate, die. That’s how you serve society. What few guideposts you have are less than helpful. You can look at what your parents did and maybe do that. You can try to emulate a fictional character whose world was literally created for them to thrive in. Your friends have all gone off in their separate directions, just as aimless as you.

You’re supposed to know your place in the world without knowing much about the world itself. Pick a profession before you know what you’re good at, what you want, or what you believe. You don’t even know what’s available to believe in, but you gotta have opinions. Here, use these.

When I signed up for college, my mom asked what I was going to study.

“I'm going to major in creative writing and English literature.”

“Oh, so you’re going to be a teacher.”

Sigh. “Yeah, I’m going to be a teacher.” Then I became a teacher, hated it, sucked at it, broke down crying one day as I graded a pile of papers.

Maybe that speaks more to my inability to assert myself than anything else, but it does show how little help is available in becoming what you want. Whenever I got a questionnaire as a teenager that asked what career I was interested in, I would check the box next to Other and put “writer” in the blank.

A Certain Amount of Resistance
May 14, 2021

A lot of kid shows aimed at my generation had episodes where the kids protested some injustice carried out by adults. In one, I don’t remember the name of the show, a group of kids picketed and chanted in protest of school dress codes. “Over clothes, over shoes, Mr. Brown gave us the blues.” So catchy, I can still hear it today. The school officials threatened to suspend or expel the kids. The strongest-willed ones kept it up anyway, but then they lost the energy and put down their signs. One boy was left, hoarsely chanting through his megaphone. Then he quit, and the dress code stayed.

No one pays attention to protesters, even if you’re right, unless you roll up with a crowd. Even then, they watch you march from the sideline and wave away your demands like a bored king. They laugh and call you hippy, tell you to get a job and a haircut. Can’t even be bothered to come up with new insults.

I guess you gotta be willing to break things or be broken. That scene in Gandhi where people marched to the salt works to protest the salt tax, only to be beaten one after another without fighting back. It churned my stomach to see the brutality, but it also made me admire those protesters. They put their bodies on the line, and their peaceful actions made the violence of the police all the more barbaric. I don’t know if I could do that.

Then there are the riots that get all the news coverage these days. We’re supposed to gawk at the fires, the destruction. We’re supposed to see the rioters as shameful. These acts seem to be the opposite of the salt tax protest. One was non-violent, one resulted in flames. But in both cases, I see people driven to desperation. I don’t think the rioters really want to burn their own neighborhoods down. They feel helpless and angry, unseen and unheard. Years, generations of oppression will push you to extremes. So they lash out. They burn, they break. And the rest of us finally take notice.

I’m not looking at the wreckage and saying, “Good job.” I see it and think, “I understand.” Haven’t you felt that way? Haven’t you ever felt anger building inside from pressures out of your control? Usually it passes, and you return to your normal train of thought. But what if it never goes away? What if the pressure builds and builds and never relents? You at least have to be sympathetic.

Is that it? You either let the oppressors hurt you, or you hurt yourself? Anything in the middle, and you’re quickly forgotten. Songs don’t really do much do they? Not even the catchy ones.

A Million Little Crossroads
May 7, 2021

I did something incredibly stupid when I was a kid. I'm going to go ahead and spoil the reveal and tell you I was okay. I wasn't harmed. I say so because if you're reading this there's a good chance you know me personally, and I want to stave off the anxious, fearful thoughts that might come when you read the last sentence of the next paragraph.

I lived in a trailer park on a dirt road in a tiny town. Rather than drive down that potholed dead end every morning, the school bus picked us all up at the entrance to the park. One morning, I arrived breathless and sweaty at the designated stop only to see the bus pulling away in a cloud of exhaust and indifference. I was afraid to tell my mom I had missed the bus. I was too chicken to skip school. I was eight-years old and had no idea how to even go about skipping and hiding the absence from both my mom and my teacher. So when an old man stopped and offered me a ride, I hopped right into the passenger seat of his truck.

He asked where my school was, and I told him. Just turn right after the store up ahead, then it's a straight, six-mile shot. I sat mostly in silence and stared out the window at the passing cow pastures, which is what I would have done had I made the bus. The old man asked some questions, but I don't remember what or how I answered. He followed my directions, dropped me off at school, and I was there way earlier than normal.

Never did it again, never told a single person on this earth until right now.

Look, I know. I know. If you believe in multiple universes, it was at that moment that reality split. One random Michael somewhere walked back home and made his mom late for work. While some other might-have-been me had all those things happen to him that you’re now imagining.

I was lucky. I’ve always considered myself a lucky person. Like the book says, everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. But I think my luck has run out. I may have used up most of my allotted luck that day back in the second grade. It’s hard to find much beauty these days, and it hurts most of the time. Now, this might be one of those boulders that feels crushing when it’s on you but dwindles to a pebble when you crawl out from beneath. But at the moment, it’s pressing me down.

Sometimes I think about that morning when I missed the bus, or the time I lost my grip climbing a waterfall, or the three hurricanes that passed directly over me in Florida, and I remember the thread of my life could have turned down so many different, dark passages. I’m lucky to be here at all. I’ll make it through this. I know how to survive, I’m just not as good at it as I once was. It takes far more effort than it used to. But this universe was kind enough all those times I was dumb, so maybe it wants me around after all.

A Flickering Light
April 30, 2021

This is a story about memory. At least I think it is. We’ll see when we get to the end.

I’ve spent a lot of time in the woods. A couple of the houses I lived in had backyards that led right into the woods, which meant my play area went on for acres. I built clubhouses, staged battles, fought alien invasions, found solitude and wrote songs, surrounded by pines and oaks, moss and briars, far from the judgmental stare of adults and their rigid institutions. I felt at home in the woods. I felt safe.

My cousin, two or three few years older than me, had a motorbike, and I would sit behind him as he zoomed through between trees, and I would imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, piloting a speeder on the forest moon of Endor at deathly speeds.

There was a large park in my hometown, full of walking trails, a hundreds-year old cemetery, scenic overlooks, fishing spots. I knew the place like the back of my hand. Or so I liked to think. I knew the best places to rock-hop across the river. I knew where all the trails ran, how to get to the playground and the gazebo. There was a huge boulder that marked the location of the town's original post office, and I could find that thing with my eyes closed.

One day I saw a man in the park, and he started talking to me. I was happy to tell him all about the place and demonstrate my vast knowledge. The timeline is fuzzy in my mind, because I know I went alone, which meant I must have driven myself, but I learned to drive and got my first car when I was living in a different state, which means this must have happened at some point after my senior year when we moved back. In other words, I wasn’t the age I remember myself as being when this event occurred. I was older than I picture myself as being on that day, and right there I begin to doubt the whole thing, because if one detail is wrong, then maybe the entire memory itself is false.

However old I was, I was pretty young, between the ages of seventeen and nineteen. No older, and certainly not any wiser. The guy at the park asked me to show him the post office boulder, and I bounded happily ahead to lead the way, and he put his hand on my ass.

The memory I am now replaying tells me the unexpected pressure lasted even as I sped up. He touched me and walked faster to maintain contact. Then it was gone, and I ran on ahead of him, said something about having to go home, fended off another request for a guided tour, and left. I asked myself, Did that just happen? Did he really do what it felt like he did? How did he expect me to react? Had I done or said something to encourage it?

That’s the question right there, isn’t it? Was it my fault? I didn’t know at the time, but the park was a regular meeting place for gay men. So when I think about it from time to time, I wonder if just my presence had been an invitation. Was I trespassing in his perceived domain? It was only recently that I had the thought that I had been molested. But that’s not what happened. No no no. I can’t say that. So many people have endured far worse than me. To use that kind of language lessens their stories. I was hit on by a gay guy who thought I was a gay guy because I was walking alone in a place where gay guys meet up. It was a case of mistaken intent. Right? That’s how he remembers it. Right? What makes his memory any more real than mine, when I can barely trust mine?

I wasn’t hurt. It might not have even happened. Such a strange thought to be floating around in my head. What was I thinking?

Lost Without a Trace
April 23, 2021

Rick was a friend of a friend. Brian knew him best; they were roommates once in a trailer out in the sticks. Or maybe Rick just crashed there for a long time. Joe and Rick were at college together for a while and lived in the same dorm till they both dropped out. But to me, Rick was just Rick the drummer.

We were a band--Rick on drums, Joe on guitar, me on bass--and we usually played in Joe’s garage, though once we did set up in a commons area at NC State and played till we got kicked out. After all, as we said from that night on, it’s not rock-and-roll till somebody complains.

Rick’s drums were a thing of beauty. The toms were taped over several times. Bits would break off his cymbals and nick his face and the backs of his hands. After sessions, he would be covered in chunks of wood sliced from his sticks. After all, it’s not rock-and-roll till somebody gets hurt.

We never had a name because we never wrote songs. We jammed. And it was grand and righteous. Our raucous noise bounced and brooded within the walls of the garage, filtered its way across the lawn to Joe’s house where his mom worried about us, seeped into the surrounding woods to frighten the wildlife. None of us knew how to read or write music. Joe knew a little theory, and I knew how to follow him, and Rick somehow read both our minds. When we were in the pocket, it was like levitating.

When we weren’t playing music, we were listening to it. I’m sure Rick was the one who introduced me to Pantera, Helmet, Clutch. It was Clutch in particular he championed. I remember playing Magic and hearing “Careful with That Mic…” out in the boonies as the sun set and the caffeine kicked in. Seemed like perfection, felt like it couldn’t possibly stop.

Then suddenly Rick was gone. He didn’t die, he disappeared. No one knew where he went. Not Brian, not Rick’s dad. He was just gone. That was years ago, and as far I know, no one in our circle ever heard from him again. I can’t look him up because I never knew his last name. He was just Rick the drummer. I haven’t talked to Brian or Joe in forever. They’ve let their Facebook pages go silent.

I’m thankful for those days, for the noise we generated. It’s still out there, stalking the woods, howling in the darkness. I know that’s not true, but like they say, it’s not rock-and-roll till its absence leaves you lonely and hungry for more.

I Can't Pretend a Stranger Is a Long-Awaited Friend
April 16, 2021

I don’t like it when people ask me, “How you doing?” Because I don’t want to have to lie. When anyone asks that question, the response they expect is, “Doing pretty good. How ‘bout you?” And that's a lie on two counts. One, I’m not doing good. I’m not all right or even okay, but I’m not prepared to open that up to you, and you don’t want to hear it. And, lie number two, I don’t really care to hear how you’re doing, either. We’re strangers. Maybe we live on the same street or work in the same building, but we are not friends. Just say, “Hi.”

Here are three different ways I could have answered the “How you doing?” question at any point this week. How would you have responded?

• “Well, you and I just got out of the same hour-long meeting during which I drank a full cup of coffee and half a bottle of Dr Pepper in the first twenty minutes. I’m currently on my way to the bathroom with a full bladder and a groin in considerable pain. I’m glad we could stop to chat.”
• “Well, last night my five-year-old told me she doesn’t love me anymore because I tried to stop her from eating a fork.”
• “Well, I've been so exhausted that just in the hallway behind me, I fell asleep mid-stride and hallucinated I was carrying a large box. When I woke up half a second later, I was legitimately confused as to where the box went. Even now I’m not entirely convinced it wasn’t there. Have you seen one around?”

Now imagine me asking you the same question and expecting just as candid an answer.

Just say, “Hi.” Or give me a nod. Or wave. Or even just stare at your shoes as we pass. Neither of us is ready for a full, honest disclosure of how we’re doing.

Now if we actually are friends, ask all you want. But be ready.

Lost In a World of My Own
April 9, 2021

Sometimes I just want to be alone. For miles and days. Those last-man-on-earth stories? I consider them training films. Rule number one: bring extra glasses.

No one to please or answer to. No one to care for. No human contact at all. Just retreat and withdraw. I know it’s not healthy, but neither are cream-filled doughnuts, and I want to eat them all. It feels like victory, to shut out anything and one that might hurt, to burrow down and blow up the outside world. Maybe it’s worse in the long run, but it sure feels good at the moment.

Just as one doughnut won’t kill me, a short time alone won’t either. So I enjoy the silence when I can, stretch out whenever the space is mine. I’ll be back. Just don’t expect me to share the doughnuts.

Anthem of the Mind
April 2, 2021

It’s time for a new album of songs. I posted one last year, the year before that, and two the year before that. One day I’ll break out the bass and record music for them (and my daughter will immediately start cranking the tuning pegs and hogging the mic), but for now there’s just the sound of my voice. I like my voice. I sing my own songs to myself all the time. It’s a way to reflect on the world, on my memories, on my dreams. Keeps me sane.

That’s what I get out of all this work, a calm mind. There’s a lot flapping about up in my cranial attic. If I can open a window once in a while to let one of those noisy birds out, the rest of the house settles into something resembling peace.

You Can Call Me Faithless
March 19, 2021

Once, at church when I was a kid, I leaned forward in my seat, put my head down on the back of the pew in front of me, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I found I was being prayed for against my will. The pastor and a couple of other adults had placed their hands on my shoulders and on my head and were joining me in what they thought was an honest appeal for god’s salvation. I had just been up too late reading by flashlight.

But I went with it. It didn’t look like they were going away any time soon, so I figured, what they heck, I’ll do some prayers. I wasn’t sure what I was supposed to pray for, so I just said help me over and over, threw in a request for world peace and a good old please help the starving kids in Africa, which was a common prayer topic in my day. Eventually, they did leave, my mom patted me on the back, and the whole church applauded. I was left wondering what had just happened and if I could talk my mom into taking me to play Putt-Putt later that day.

I tried to be religious, tried to enjoy church and Sunday school and hymns and Bible stories. But when I tried to read the Bible from alpha to omega, I got hung up in the begats. Page after page of walk-ons who had kids, and their kids had kids, and their kids had kids, and what did this have to do with anything? Why was this part there? Why did God kill that guy who tried to stop the ark of the covenant from falling on the ground? Seriously, it was the unique Wu Tang record of its time, and he just wanted to make sure it didn’t get covered in mud and ox flop. God could be such a dink.

And what good is prayer, when even the people who do it professionally can’t tell the real thing from a nap?

I’m being intentionally obtuse here. I do know the power of prayer. For the person praying, it often feels like the only weapon at your disposal to combat whatever is currently beating at your door. It’s a pact between you and god, or whatever you believe is on the receiving end of your request. Buddha, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah. The formless space between the stars. I’m not trying to cancel prayer. If you ask me to pray for your sick dad, I won’t try to convince you that it won’t help. If you offer to pray for me or my family, I’ll say thank you. But, I don’t expect much to come of it. I did once. I also thought stars would grant wishes and werewolves were real.

I don’t know if I lost something or if I wised up. I’d rather be in charge of my own ship, rather than beholding to an angry god to spin my sails. So rather than angels, I’ll just talk to myself. I do sometimes wish werewolves were real though. That’d be cool.

I Like That Story
March 12, 2021

In the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip, Calvin repeatedly asks his dad to read him a book called Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie. His dad hates it, or maybe he just hates the endless repetition of reading it every night. While my daughter doesn't have a single book she requests at every bedtime, she does have a rotating collection. There are the Five Little Monkeys books. They all have a refrain that appears throughout the story, and my daughter likes to join in. So when the crocodile goes "SNAP!" so does my daughter. When one little monkey has a brilliant idea to clean up and sell the family car, she and my daughter say, "I know," in a cute, lilting tune. I've read just about all of them many times.

Sometimes we read the same book two or three times a night. She loves pop-up books and lift-the-flap books and pretends to be surprised every time when Spot is not where his mom thinks he is. We have a great book about castles with some amazing pop-ups. There's a draw bridge, a catapult, a fully-suited knight, two knights jousting, two pages of medieval workers doing their tasks. She has a habit of pulling the action tabs too fast and too hard, weakening the infrastructure of the book. But, man, I love reading it to her. Or, rather, I love making up stories about the images with her. We don't always stick to the printed words.

It's a ritual we both look forward to. Some nights, due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, I sometimes fall asleep mid-sentence. Then my daughter kicks me or yells, "Wake up!" Sometimes I slip into a kind of fugue where I hear myself talking, and I know I'm no longer reading the book. When I snap out of it, I cannot remember what I was talking about, except my daughter is staring at me real strange-like.

I know some day she'll read on her own, and I'll lose this time with her. But for now, I treasure every moment. The ones I'm conscious for, anyway.

I hope she'll always love to read and pass the habit on to her kids if that's something in her future. Maybe that castle book, taped and glued down to the point of immobility. I hope she remembers the fun we had with it and forgets how it once took me twenty minutes and seven naps to get through one page.

Hey, what do you know? I did find something cheerful to write about this week. Mostly cheerful.

The Tip of the Iceberg
March 5, 2021

I know this is twice in a row. I know it makes me look... troubled. But here's another thing about suicide. It's just something I have to unload, toss into the sea and watch disappear. I wish I could say I'll have a cheerful topic next week, but who am I kidding? Just about everything I write is dark and depressing. It's been that way since high school when I would drop short stories onto my teacher's desk when she wasn't looking and run. My name wasn't on any of them, but she figured out who wrote them. And man, they were bloody. Still, she was happy that someone in her class was able and willing to type out three pages of prose, and she helped me get into Governor's School. There, I wrote more poems and stories about people dying. It's my thing. I'm fine. Really, I am.

I hope you're alright. It's impossible to really know how someone feels from just their appearance. We're taught to keep a stiff upper lip. Stop bumming everybody out. Smile more. Folks around you might have the completely wrong idea about what's going on in your head. So I hope you're okay. If not, then I hope it passes. As a wise man once said, "All plagues have passed. So far."

If it doesn't pass, I want you to know there's no shame in asking for help. If that person doesn't want to listen, then ask someone else. Someone needs you. Someone wants you to stick around. I promise.

I'm going to stop now because so many silly and clichéd phrases are coming to mind, and you don't need me droning on. Just keep at it.

Just keep at it.

Someone Set a Bad Example
February 26, 2021

When Robin Williams died, Henry Rollins, my hero, wrote an essay in which he said some bonehead things. In his essay, he wonders how anyone could commit suicide, contemplates on the singular nature of depression, then vents his anger at people who take that way out. Robin Williams had children and was therefore ineligible to ride that particular train and a coward for hopping on board. He makes an allusion to the murder of his friend Joe Cole as an example of someone whose life was for-real tragically cut short then drops the mic after anouncing he’s much too strong to end his own life.

It’s not a great statement, certainly not a very empathetic one. People dragged him hard for that. Even lovable, goofy T.V.’s Frank tweeted an angry “Fuck You, Henry Rollins!” The next week, Rollins offered what felt like an honest, heartfelt apology. He said he needed to take stock, learn, and try to evolve on the issue of severe depression. But if his initial stance made you cut him from your reading and listening life, he would understand.

I know a few people whose lives have been bruised by suicide. Someone in my family tried to commit suicide but failed. I bet we all know someone who has tried or thought about it. Maybe the thought crossed your mind. It has mine. I haven’t made plans, but it’s hard to keep that whisper away when depression drops on top of you and smothers out all other voices. "You’re not alone" is a cliche, but it is true. You’re not alone. Maybe Henry Rollins hasn’t felt that tugging thought, but plenty of others have. T.V.’s Frank has thought about it. Drew Carey tried to kill himself. If you’re struggling and just barely holding on, I hope you can find something to tighten your grip. A friend when you need them, a piece of art when you’re alone. Like that movie where Leo DiCaprio invades someone’s dream to have the world's most boring snowmobile chase, your totem will be unique. But keep it. And stay with us.

I Envy Them for All Those Things
February 19, 2021

One time, in junior high, a guy came to school with a cast on his leg. The lucky bastard got to leave class early, and people volunteered to carry his books, usually girls. He got female attention, special privileges, everyone signed his cast and cleared a path for him, and all he had to do was break his leg.

I was jealous.

I actually coveted his broken leg. I would happily walk on crutches for months to get those benefits. Of course, I didn’t want the pain that came with fracturing your femur in multiple places. I hoped that one day it would just quietly break on its own. My mom would rush me to the hospital, and they’d send me home with a bitchin’ cast and a pack of Sharpies. Hello, instant Big-Man status.

What I failed to take into account was that the guy was already a Big Man on our little campus. He was on the football team. I was a Dungeon Master, so technically I outranked him, but I could never get the school council to acknowledge my superiority. In addition to the sympathy sponge of a broken leg, he had charisma. The girls didn’t fall out of a tree at the sight of his wounds, he already knew them by name.

I just saw the obvious thing everyone else was talking about and wanted it for myself. The thing is, he wasn’t able to play football that year. And his girlfriend wasn’t happy about his sudden new pack of admirers. Imagine if I had broken my right arm. I wouldn’t have been able to finish painting my skeleton army. My dice skills would have suffered, not to mention my sex life. His life probably got much worse. But at the time, I only saw what I lacked.

Drive You When You’re Down
February 12, 2021

I, um, finished my book. I say that with trepidation because I don’t want to jinx its chances of becoming a real-live published book one day. But I have to tell someone. So I’m telling you. It’s not the first book I’ve written. Two have come before, and they were failures. They are officially known as My Two Shitty Novels. This time, I think I did something worthwhile. It’s taken me about ten years to complete, a period of time that’s much too long. Last year, I made the promise-to-self that I would buckle down and write the two final scraps in what is now a ten-tale quilt. I met that goal, stitched that quilt, and it just barely covers the bed, but it’s done. Those two novellas are the two best things I’ve ever written. I’m editing the collection now, and soon I’ll start the stomach-churning process of searching for an agent.

Of course, I’m afraid that search will end in more failure. I don’t know what I’ll do if all this comes to nothing. It’s a bleak thought I don’t want to give much headspace to. The year before last, I was sitting on the couch, bouncing between writing a story on my phone and reading a Hap and Leonard book. I tweeted that to Joe R. Lansdale, told him I was having a hard time with my own words but was drawing inspiration from his. He replied with something to the effect of “Keep at it.” That was what I needed. I did, indeed, keep at it. That single sentence of encouragement did me a galaxy of good. It’s bringing me close to tears right now as I write about it.

Maybe this book will join the first two in the septic tank, but Joe R. Lansdale told me to keep writing. So I will.

Anyway, I wrote a book. Just wanted to punch the sky and take a quick victory lap before I go back at it. Wish me luck, if you would. Tell me to keep going. So I can.

A Bird in Flight
February 5, 2021

There's this poem by Wallace Stevens I've always had in the back of mind, "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird." Whenever I read it, I find that I've forgotten everything about it since the last reading. It's the effect that sticks. Each of the thirteen stanzas is a different way of viewing or imagining or experiencing a blackbird. It inspired a poem I wrote in college that my professor praised quite a bit. It was his praise that kept me writing poems all these years despite my clumsiness at it. Had I not swung for the fences with that one, I might have given it up.

Here's a weird thing, and it's probably a coincidence, but I keep finding dead or wounded birds in my life. In the driveway, the yard, on the porch, coming out of the doctor's office. I'll show you my camera roll one day and give you shivers. I remember a day a friend and I at college found nearly a dozen birds flapping on the ground, their tongues hanging out. She supposed they'd eaten some poisonous berries, you know, the red ones on bushes your mom told you to stay away from. One day, coming out of the cafeteria at the same school, a man had a huge falcon perched on his arm. It had just flown into the window and stunned itself. It's sounding like a Python sketch, I know. I've heard that sound several times. The hollow rap at the window combined with the sick snap of what can only be a spine. You don't forget.

Does this happen to other folks? Just bird after bird found randomly dead? Or does it only happen to poets?

Living in their Pool
January 29, 2021

There's a little pond where I work, a man-made body of water surrounded by rocks and a hedge, fountain in the center. Last Spring it filled up with tadpoles. They were always at the edge, squiggling about like black sperm. (Not my fault that's what they look like.) Hundreds, thousands of the things all busy eating and pushing out stumps and shaping those stumps into legs. Now I’m not the first person to ponder the lives of animals and think how similar their lives must be to mine: brief, crowded, and damp. But me and those tadpoles had a connection, you know? I would stop by the water’s edge on my lunchtime walks and compliment their new limbs or tails, wave to them, write them poetry. But soon as they reached full frogdom, they wouldn’t give me the time of day. Wouldn’t even croak when we passed in the hall or saw each other in the breakroom. They acted like they didn’t even recognize me. Now is that gratitude? This must be just how Mark Twain felt.

Emotional Feedback
January 22, 2021

Just like before I wanted to share my favorite podcast discoveries of the previous year. There are literally more podcasts than people in this country, so finding good ones to devote your time to can be difficult. These are my suggestions to you. Take 'em or toss 'em, but know they got me through some dark days. I laughed, I learned, enlarged my world, lightened my heart.

In a Cloud of Doubts and Fears
January 15, 2021

You’re going to get the vaccine, aren’t you? Why wouldn’t you? Afraid of the effects? Well the effects of the virus itself include death. The vaccine will stop that. Good old death-guard. Hard not to like that. Oh, the virus isn’t real? You say it’s a hoax? There are several hundred thousand people who would beg to differ if they could. What do you think they died from? You say they were old, or already ill and going to die anyway. I see. Sure, but you could say that about anyone. You’re going to die, but if a bulldozer were trundling your way, you would step out of its path, wouldn’t you? Take refuge from the hulking force of destruction before it can grind you beneath its treads? And if your father or grandfather were in the way of that bulldozer, you would do your best to escort him to safety, would you not?

Okay, wait. Say that again. The vaccine is a ruse, and the medical staff of every single hospital, clinic, and pharmacy in America is actually injecting people with tracking devices? That’s what you read on the phone where you stored your personal information and the names and addresses and pictures of everyone you know along with all the places you visit every day of your life? You’re refusing a vaccine against the largest plague of your lifetime because you’re worried about being spied on by technology?

Look, all insanity aside, yes the vaccine has risks. It might not work for you, and you won’t know it till it fails. You might have a reaction. But here’s this, there is a non-zero percent chance that an airplane will crash into your workplace and kill you. Don’t laugh, it’s happened before. But you go to work. You get on planes and eat sushi and drive vehicles at speeds that would have driven folks mad three generations ago. You cook with fire that is piped into your home and walk among people who every once in a while go insane. And you think nothing of it. But now, all of a sudden, you’re worried about a vaccine, after having gotten multiple similar vaccinations in your life. You know what, that’s fine. You can be scared. You can be paranoid. But allowing yourself to be a conduit for the disease puts others at risk. You turn yourself into a walking bomb with the capability of detonating again and again wherever you go. That’s what you’ll be, a suicie bomber quietly exploding in the name of whoever told you those lies about tracking devices. With every cough, every sneeze, every close-quarters exhalation, be sure to shout that name at the top of your soon-to-be diminished lungs. I hope they’ll treat you well in the afterlife. At least no one can track you there.

Spark Another Fire
January 8, 2021

My reading list for last year may be the shortest I've ever had. I had time to read, I just didn't use it well. Spent a lot of my precious time passively scrolling. That's one of my resolutions, read more, twiddle less.

I had planned to write reviews for all the books I read, but I only got around to a few. But because I love talking about and praising books and passing along recommendations, here are some nutshell reviews of what I read in 2020.

I took comfort in a couple of Joe R. Lansdale books last year. Of Mice and Minestrone contains a few short stories about the early years of Hap and Leonard. Mostly Hap, actually, though they are the full blood brothers we know them as by the book’s end. We don’t get the tale of their actual meeting, though. Maybe Joe is saving that for a later day. The final story is a good reminder of why I fell in love with those two characters and Joe’s writing in general. It’s a meditative piece full of shadowed, weary hope. Hap, recently out of prison for refusing to go to Vietnam, picks up Leonard at the bus station as he returns from fighting in Vietnam. They camp, make food, eat, talk, stare into the woods, and it’s beautiful. An extra bonus is a handful of recipes written by Joe’s daughter Kasey. The recipes are based on the foods mentioned in the stories and contain a bit of canonical history of the two friends, making them the first Hap and Leonard “stories” penned by someone other than Joe his own self. I didn’t try any of them and probably won’t. I’m sure that makes me less Southern now.

The other Lansdale book I read was More Better Deals, a novel about a car salesman who meets a beautiful, lustful woman with a husband she hates and a possible inheritance, and I think you can guess where that story goes. It’s a trope we’ve seen before, but this book gives proof to the saying, “It’s not the story, it’s the storyteller.” In Joe’s confident, humorous, and unrelenting manner, the story takes on new color. The plot and subplot go to places I didn’t expect, and one particular scene set at a grave gave me chills. Lansdale knows what he’s doing.

As a quick aside, I saw Lansdale post about these two books and another on Twitter last year and asked him, in amazement, “You have three books coming out this year?” He responded, “Five.”

We Stand On Guard is a great book written by the soon-to-be legendary Brian K. Vaughan about a scrappy band of survivors fighting for freedom after their country is invaded by… wait for it… the United States. The occupied nation in question is Canada. Tight scripting, clever payoff, and some truly terrifying images that will be difficult to shake from your head.

I discovered a graphic novelist I’d never read before, and I must get more of his stuff. Unfortunately, David Small seems to have only written two graphic novels so far, but they are fantastic. Stitches is his memoir of growing up in an emotionally-distant family in the 1950s. His father is a doctor and attempts to cure the boy’s constant childhood ailments with heavy doses of x-rays, something medical professionals apparently did back then. David gets cancer. The visuals are amazing, slipping seamlessly into David’s fantasies and subconscious, then bursting up for a disappointing lungful of reality. He may have been taught by example to tamp down his emotions, but he expertly puts them all right on the page.

The other David Small novel, Home After Dark, tells the story of a teenage boy who moves with his father to a new town where he struggles to fit in and navigate the emotional minefield of adolescence. He embraces then questions the brash machismo of his classmates, ponders his sexuality, and is asked to do the right thing when doing the right thing means siding with a community outcast. Then his dad abandons him. Told with spare dialog but with intricate and calculated visual angles and arrangements, this sometimes feels like a ghost story, but with you, the reader, as the haunting presence.

The best book I read last year was My Favorite Thing is Monsters by Emil Ferris. The very construction of the book is intriguing. It’s made to look like the lined, notebook ink drawings of the story’s protagonist, a young girl who imagines herself not only as a werewolf but also as a private detective. Since she finds it difficult to fit in with her peers at school, she just goes all in on the werewolf fantasy. Of course they don’t understand her, she’s a monster. And she meets other monsters in her life as well, a tall boy with facial scars and a square jaw, a girl who dresses in black and hates the daylight, another girl that no one else has ever seen and who seems to live completely alone in an abandoned house. The story twists and turns and often stops completely so side stories can take center stage. A woman with a mysterious past is murdered in the apartment building, and our lycanthropic gumshoe takes on the case. She learns of the woman’s history and lays out all the inconsistent clues for the reader to follow. Along the way, she uncovers secrets about her own family and begins to discover secrets she'd hidden from herself. It’s a beautiful book, full of fantastic ink drawings, blue or black in most panels then bursting with color as emotions erupt. The only negative I have to say about it is that it’s the first volume, and the second hasn’t been published yet. I absolutely need that second half.

So there you have it. That doesn’t cover my full reading list of last year, but it does come depressingly close. Go, seek these books out, then pass them on to someone else. Or give them your own favorites. Times were dark last year, and they may stay dark a while yet, but good stories will keep us warm, keep us company, and keep us going.

My Heart Changes Overnight
January 1, 2021

It's time to start over again. Renew your interests or pick up new ones; make promises to yourself; change yourself. We've all decided that January One is the time the clock starts anew. Good a time as any, I guess, but you can do that any day of the year. Whenever you feel you've reached a wall or you're just tired of the track you're on, pick a new way. Any day can be the start of a new year. If you fumble or fail at the resolutions you made at midnight, just make new ones at noon.

--More Journal Entries--

"Too many flames with too much to burn, and life's only made of paper" --Ronnie James Dio

"Words are flowing out
Like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither wildly as they slip away
Across the universe" --John Lennon

"Bow to the paper Gods in a world that is paper thin
The fools in town are ruling now" --Duran Duran

"Here I sit writing on the paper
Trying to think of words you can't ignore"
--Alice in Chains

"Working for paper and for iron
Work for the right to keep my tie on
Working for paper and for iron
Work for the unicorn and lion" --XTC